Wrath of Con/Blurb

Blurb

The blurb version of Wrath of Con was uploaded on July 21, 2011.

Overview[]

It's time to broaden our horizons
Look at all this wasted space
That's better!
BlurB!
Warning: Watching this episode significantly reduces its resale value
"Wrath" was the first HTF episode ever to be developed entirely in HD
and inventively initiated integrating illiterated illustrations into the titles!
PLUS 30% smoother fades to black!
We recommend public transportation to help the environment
or if you failed your driver's test
The San Diego Convention Center covers over 600,000 sq ft.
The Las Vegas Convention Center covers over 3 million sq ft.
Sniffles as a Splendid fan?
Or Splendid as a Sniffles fan?
Window cleaning is considered the most dangerous job in the UK
No wonder the police don't carry guns
Platinum blood donor cards
Hey, aren't you missing something?
Read this: No pants, No service
Arm was lengthened to fit HD width
Arm was lengthened to fit HD aspect ratio
Rare "Banjo Frenzy" reference sure to increase value of episode
HTF glow in the dark bobble heads first appeared at Comic-Con 2007
"S" logo is from Splendid's KA-POW! Spin-off show
The first comic book was made in 1842
The first Sharpie autograph on a comic book was made in 1964
The hobby of collecting autographs is known as philography.
The hobby of dying for them is known as stupidology.
That doesn't look like Splendid's signature
Not sure what that says
That's not even an "S"
leki? Is that what it says?
I wouldn't buy it. Probably a fake
Hope they had their tetanus shots
Footage from the lost HTF Star Wars episode
May the 4th is Star Wars day!
Hey, that doesn't seem fair
Light Saber VS Stick
This injustice must be remedied!
Light Saber blades are pure plasma
That's better
Now that Light Saber might have a chance against that stick!
Take that Mr Stick
Caution: the weapon you are about to enjoy is extremely hot
and could cause slight skin irritation
Even though we call it a podium
Watchmen reference #2
It's actually called a lecturn
Is this thing on? (I couldn't resist)
Darn super strength
You should see him trying to cook eggs
Rare full profile scene makes this episode even more collectable!
Not to mention the stunning special effects
AC/DC concerts have reached 130 decibels
The pain threshold for noise is 125 decibels
Looks like someone just tried the convention center spicy tacos
It's illegal to yell FIRE in a movie theater
but it's OK to yell if you are ON FIRE in a movie theater
Splendid will later claim that he didn't inhale
1, 2, 3
don't tell the union
It's not nice to make fun of chipmunks
Lumpy must have had the tacos too
For sweet breath, chew fresh parsley
yeah I do special effects
Hey, is this the Tokyo subway or the tram to the gift shop?
All aboard!
Epic multi-death explosions have been known to add 12% to the resale value of an HTF episode
The super strength does come in handy sometimes.
So does checking your pockets
Comic-Con started in 1970
with work that looked way better than this
The first three day convention was at the U.S. Grant Hotel
with walls that looked way better than this
of the 300 attendees, none were mortally wounded
but this black looks way better than theirs did
It's the special edition lacquer varnish finish
making this episode a true collector's item
worth a fortune if found in mint, unwatched condition
While we are trying to sell out HTF bobble heads on ebay, the comedy robot will leave you with some words of wisdom
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