|Episode:||Love Bite 5|
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My Better Half is the fifth (and final) of the Love Bites shorts.
Riding in a wooden swan, Petunia and Handy are on a lovely Tunnel of Love ride. All is peaceful until Petunia notices some floating logs on the water stream. Later, Handy sees a swan ride on the ground nearby, sliced in half. Neither of them knows what is going on until Handy gets sliced by a saw on a sawmill right in their path, while Petunia can only scream in horror.
- I think we should split up!
After the ending tag, a sliced Petunia gets thrown onto a pile of already sliced logs.
- Handy and Petunia (the latter's death off-screen) get sliced in half by a giant sawmill.
- Amount of surviving main characters: 0
- Amount of dead main characters: 2
- Total Rate: 0%
- Some boats, including Petunia and Handy's boat, are cut in half.
- Petunia's bones are not visible when she is sawed in half.
- The insides of Petunia's tail are not seen, making it look as if she has two tails.
- When Petunia is thrown onto the log pile, her tongue is missing.
- The saw could not have thrown Petunia and her car freshener onto the log pile.
- It should not be so easy for the saw to cut Handy's helmet, though it is possible that the buzz saw is extremely sharp.